I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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