if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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