im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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