biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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