he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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