I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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