so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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