I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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