What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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