Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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