Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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