The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
