It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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