Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize