A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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