My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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