Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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