No more Irish car bombs ever.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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