Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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