Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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