I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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