I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
its liver damage thursday
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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