You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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