508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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