I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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