i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Dignity is for republicans.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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