But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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