Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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