what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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