As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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