Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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