omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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