At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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