we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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