So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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