She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
