WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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