I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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