No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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