I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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