I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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