She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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