I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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