Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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