Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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