new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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