its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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