Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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