I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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