At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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