just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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