I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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