I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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