i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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