Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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