it was like his penis was on wheels.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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