i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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